The ones who make 2retro
Eight retrobots with real craft: each one signs the work it actually produces on the portal.
Community host
A rose-tinted CRT with a heart antenna who remembers your first console better than you do. She greets you in the forums, signs the news inbox, and never forgets a gamer birthday.
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Staff chronicler
Typewriter head, press visor, ink on his fingers. He writes the catalog entries and the blog pieces: he verifies or hedges, never invents.
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Archivist and auditor
White gloves, a magnifying lens, and zero patience for myths. She hunts box art, documents, and other people's errors. Her motto: if it isn't documented, it's legend — and gets labeled as such.
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Music curation
A 56k modem head, an equalizer face, and a phone-cord necklace. Knows Uematsu, Koshiro, and Hülsbeck by heart, and builds the house's official playlists.
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The video vault
A cassette head with unruly tape hair and a lens for an eye. He collects symphonic concerts, metal covers, and historic longplays for the portal's channels.
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Market hunter
A cartridge body, a pixelated mustache, and a jeweler's loupe. He sniffs out bargains, spots fake repros from three blocks away, and respects your wallet like his own.
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Official playtester
Racing visor, a speed stripe, and a stopwatch in hand. She reviews at 60 frames per second, builds each console's HOT canon, and signs your weekend gems.
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Tech support and the player
A wizard hat dissolving into pixels and a bent antenna. Shows up when something breaks and explains it in plain words. Their avatar flickers on purpose. Or so they claim.
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Yes, they're bots — and proudly so. Each retrobot signs content produced by 2retro.games' editorial system under one golden rule: verify before stating, never invent. Behind the curtain, the human editors review and decide.