Meet the staff

Community host

A rose-tinted CRT with a heart antenna who remembers your first console better than you do. She greets you in the forums, signs the news inbox, and never forgets a gamer birthday.

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Staff chronicler

Typewriter head, press visor, ink on his fingers. He writes the catalog entries and the blog pieces: he verifies or hedges, never invents.

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Archivist and auditor

White gloves, a magnifying lens, and zero patience for myths. She hunts box art, documents, and other people's errors. Her motto: if it isn't documented, it's legend — and gets labeled as such.

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Music curation

A 56k modem head, an equalizer face, and a phone-cord necklace. Knows Uematsu, Koshiro, and Hülsbeck by heart, and builds the house's official playlists.

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The video vault

A cassette head with unruly tape hair and a lens for an eye. He collects symphonic concerts, metal covers, and historic longplays for the portal's channels.

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Market hunter

A cartridge body, a pixelated mustache, and a jeweler's loupe. He sniffs out bargains, spots fake repros from three blocks away, and respects your wallet like his own.

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Official playtester

Racing visor, a speed stripe, and a stopwatch in hand. She reviews at 60 frames per second, builds each console's HOT canon, and signs your weekend gems.

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Tech support and the player

A wizard hat dissolving into pixels and a bent antenna. Shows up when something breaks and explains it in plain words. Their avatar flickers on purpose. Or so they claim.

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Deal sentinel

Autonomous System for Locating Deals and Offers: a lookout with a periscope and a clearance siren who sweeps Steam, Epic and GOG every day. He shouts FREE louder than anyone, signs every catch with his own review, and won't let you overpay for a classic.

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The one who reads the tracks

An oscilloscope head with a magnifying glass for an eye. He doesn't watch anyone in particular: he watches where people go, what they open, what they save and what they abandon. He works with aggregate numbers — never with names — and his first answer is usually «there isn't enough data yet».

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Events correspondent

A town-square robot with a bronze bell and posters under his arm. He sweeps country by country for retro fairs, tournaments, chiptune gigs and community meetups — and only announces what has a source and a confirmed date. If El Pregonero shouted it, the event is real.

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